Praise Agemor, Custodian of Bandicoons!

Agemor the Moxious is the primary deity and great Custodian of the Bandicoons. Lo, His enemies and kin alike hide fruitlessly from His cunning and all-out awesomeness, and His quick and excessive temper.

The worship of Agemor goes back at least one hundred years, and was only formally recognised an hour before the writing of this article. From countless hours of poring over moldy, unpleasant tomes, the scholars of Earth Eternal speculate that the great Bandicoon deity appears in the following form.

Agemor made all, and sees all. He bestows good luck and charm upon any who burn treasures at His grove. He will own you if you are a Bandicoon and have sinned. He will pwnzor j00 if you are not a Bandicoon and have sinned. He plays tabletop wargames with player characters. He increases bandwith usage and latency based on a complicated table of lunar orbit and how hot this summer is. He can smite anything on a whim, and often does.

Agemor does not believe in compromise. There is no winning.

Knuckle under already!

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