Dollarised Toast.

I wrote this when I was, like, 15. Tagged as Things I've Made.

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An interesting item that’s been getting lots of press coverage recently is the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich. Basically a woman one day noticed that the burn marks on her sandwich bread resembled a woman.

Of course, any mysterious resemblance to a woman made on any strange canvas must be of the Virgin Mary.

No one’s said much of the origins of the Virginised sandwich, let alone contemplated how it might have come about. Divine intervention or creative scraping? I thought it best to make my own toasty Virgin Mary to find out.

Please read on to see what design I’ll use.