Thursday, February 8, 2007

Life lessons

An ancient blog post under Video Games.
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Everything I know about life, I learned from Animal Crossing.

  1. You will work your ass off to pay a mortgage to some already-rich raccoon.
  2. You will do menial chores for a pittance.
  3. Sometimes people will not like you even before they get to know you.
  4. Mail order is the best way to shop.
  5. You can find yourself in a pitfall at any time.
  6. Decorating your house is rewarding, but ultimately an expensive side-quest.
  7. Money doesn’t grow on trees, unless you plant it in a glowing hole.

I’m putting off playing Animal Crossing on my DS. After having played it on the Gamecube, I know it will steal my free hours.

That's all there is, there isn't any more.
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